Comments on: Unarmed and Hardly Dangerous

By: athies

athies — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:36:17 +0000

I did not push you violently. I merely shrugged my shoulder sideways to avoid the rather rude “push me down the stairs” attempt on your part.

If you had been watching Hollywood with the lights on you would have seen they are lying to you.

By: The Mighty Wolf

The Mighty Wolf — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:17:06 +0000

I was too much in pain to pay attention to where my foot connected with him, but he yelled and was pretty pissed so I know I got him pretty good.

I still maintain that I was not drunk on Pauls stairs. I was carrying a full load on the treacherous unlighted staircase full of rolled up carpet and other tripping obstacles. I did indeed inavertantly step on one said item and gently reached over to steady myself on your shoulder, only to be undone by the violent shove you gave me. In the words of Lucifer, “I didn’t fall; I was pushed”.

I’m telling you, the Superman shave should totally have turned her on unless Hollywood has been lying to me all these years, which it hasn’t.

By: athies

athies — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:13:06 +0000

Again Mike is undone by stairs, just liek when he was drunk and fell down the stairs at Paul’s place. Causing Paul to drop his candy bar. You need to take the elevator, especially in a fire, when your tumbling will kill many others.

If only I was there to step forward and help you cause yourself pain.

“Red Sea collapse on non-boyant Egyptians” – good one.

“Pencil in the eye a vision test” – another nice one.

Where did you kick the doctor?

Superman chest shaving. What can I do but shake my head. “F*cking Mike!”