Comments on: All About Larry

By: bluerazor

bluerazor — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 02:08:39 +0000

I guess you could call this a related item.

http://beijingnotebook.blogspot.com/2006/12/no-shitting-in-toilet.html

By: bluerazor

bluerazor — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:48:43 +0000

No, if you read carefully you will note that the alleged stairwell turd was different from the one with the bare human footprint, which was in a hallway. There was definitely word afoot of a sack job if the offender was caught, but the Phantom Shitter escaped justice.

By: Anna

Anna — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 02:30:51 +0000

Come on! Seriously? No WAY – he left them on the stairwell and then stepped on them to leave his human footprint??! Obviously this guy had anal retentive issues going back to early childhood. Something went awry with his potty training.

By: bluerazor

bluerazor — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 03:31:51 +0000

Indeed, it was so Stripes like that our other friend Dave was heard to say that they must not even have served in the same Army. Nevertheless Aaron has left out some of the other details of Larry’s mad shitter, such as the fact that the offender began to leave the towers of power on the stairwell, in the hall (complete with a bare human footprint in it and tracks), and also hand-wrote “HELTER SKELTER” with the brown goo. Soldiers were indeed shocked at both the 13×3 inch turds. As with Mike’s previous story, it was generally believed that the perp must have been a homosexual.

By: The Mighty Wolf

The Mighty Wolf — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:49:24 +0000

Any military unit that would have Larry is far more likely to resemble the ‘Stripes’ crowd than ‘Full Metal Jacket’, which my Air Force crowd totally resembled.

By: Anna

Anna — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:09:03 +0000

Re: “Someone in Larry’s barracks would leave a shit in the toilet that emerged out of the bowl like a great tower. Soldiers were shocked. ” HAHAHAHA, “soldiers were shocked.” I’m picturing some hard-core Full Metal Jacket types, standing around in a circle over the cursed toilet bowl, with looks of utter dismay on their faces as they gaze into another dimension, another time, in….the Crapper Zone — hahaha this is priceless!!!

By: athies

athies — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:49:57 +0000

Hey man. Let’s all sit in a parallelogram and be one with the wiifi. Harmony and organic peaches will bring you inner peace man. Nature tells me we all need to just get together and direct copious amounts of anger at Dan for not posting “The anguished 12 Hours”!

By: The Mighty Wolf

The Mighty Wolf — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:47:18 +0000

Oh, and only because you brought it up first, let me remind you of your recent comment to ‘Roomate Woes’,

“2. If you used a modern browser, like Firefox, you would have a spell checker all the time, but may choose not to use the many red underlines.”

16 spelling errors alone in this post! Your modern trendy crunchy granola west coast hippy browser failed! That or you lack the frontal lobe capacity to make use of it. Kneel before the mighty bastard Microsoft, for verily, they shalt buy your ass before the year is up.

Oh, and I look forward to the upcoming story, especially if it tells how you came to be called ‘Scooter’! I always assumed it was due to your canine style carpet wiping habits, but could be wrong.

By: athies

athies — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 16:47:33 +0000

Don’t worry. I have a new one in the works about my freshman year.

By: The Mighty Wolf

The Mighty Wolf — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 11:45:55 +0000

Good post! Please keep them coming!